Friday, August 26, 2016

Can I Say A Joke?

**I found this unpublished blog in my drafts...it didn't have a date, but sometime 4/16-8/16:

Ward has been very into joke telling lately. He always asks permission first, then tells his joke. He's really into knock, knock jokes. He really likes the interrupting cow joke from the movie Home. Almost all of his jokes make no sense.

A little backstory first, our kids loved the elephants at the zoo. They've fed them more than once, and knew their names, etc. Last year the elephants were moved, and eventually one of them died at her new home. The kids were aware enough of the elephants to know this...

So, Ward is telling me knock, knock jokes about basically every animal, and the response is the sound it makes:

W: Knock, knock!

L: Who's there?

W: Duck!

L: Duck who?

W: Quack! Quack!

This went on for quite some time until he got to elephant.

W: Knock, knock!

L: Who's there?

W: Elephant!

L: Elephant who?

W: Elephant dead. (hangs head).


 I guess he didn't know what sound it made.

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