Today at Costco, Audrey was sitting in the cart while I was loading the groceries onto the belt. Very sweetly (but loudly) she asked,
"Mom, do boys wear earrings?"
I didn't have to look up to know what she was looking at. Sure enough, though, right beside her was a quite studly (pun intended) guy. He had diamond studs in both of his ears. Since he'd obviously heard her, I looked at him and said,
"I think she likes your earrings."
"Well, there goes my street cred."
Guess he doesn't know Audrey by her street name: la diabla.