Find the following: 1 sippy cup, 1 pink hard hat, and 1 2-year-old:
"glass in the foot" story: last night Amos and Maggie were playing alone in the basement. I was upstairs pumping (sorry for the visual, but I need you to know I was doing something important and immobilizing). Amos came up and sat down beside me.
I thought to myself, "aw, that's sweet."
We watched t.v. for a couple minutes and then I thought, "wait a minute, where's Maggie? It is really strange for them to separate."
So, I asked Amos where Maggie was and this was his answer: "Stuck up high."
UH???????? That's the kind of information you lead with buddy.
So, we ran downstairs and found this: